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Black people making racist jokes:
why white people gotta put raisins in everything
White people making racist jokes:
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked

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This is my chicken Cloudy. She’s blind in her right eye which is why she always tilts her head like that. She also has a beak that doesn’t close properly; but she had an amazing personality. She lets anyone pick her up, she’ll walk up our front steps and beg for treats, sometimes she’ll even sneak in the house and eat our cat food (???) Nobody knows how she gets in.

Why you gots holdup the frown??  Juts came in here eat a crunchsnack, and now the grumps bean has ARRIV to give the GLAREMS.  
juts the joke alwyas a fron face with SMILER heart

importantbirds:

This is my chicken Cloudy. She’s blind in her right eye which is why she always tilts her head like that. She also has a beak that doesn’t close properly; but she had an amazing personality. She lets anyone pick her up, she’ll walk up our front steps and beg for treats, sometimes she’ll even sneak in the house and eat our cat food (???) Nobody knows how she gets in.

Why you gots holdup the frown??  Juts came in here eat a crunchsnack, and now the grumps bean has ARRIV to give the GLAREMS.  

juts the joke alwyas a fron face with SMILER heart

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anndruyan:

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend

REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.

friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon

Will reblog every time I see it.

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MINE CHICKEN

Chockle ready for the Travelways.  Whatsa Chick gotta do a get some Massage round here?  I insist the firts class and YET… No Boddy come round the give blanket neither.  Doesnot like THIS Air Lines.

importantbirds:

MINE CHICKEN

Chockle ready for the Travelways.  Whatsa Chick gotta do a get some Massage round here?  I insist the firts class and YET… No Boddy come round the give blanket neither.  Doesnot like THIS Air Lines.