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once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10, via ayeyophoebe)

Filed under THATS GOIN FAR IN LIFE DEALIN DRUGS IS THE SHIT GET MONEY TO BECOME LEGIT until you get caught beforehand..